Werewolves versus Vampires – which do you prefer?
Here’s my list so far
WEREWOLVES VS VAMPIRES
We smell like stinky poos They smell of nothing
We can’t fly They fly, glide, swoop, buzz, whizz, zoom, dive, soar, hoover
We are hairy-looking They have mesmerising eyes and skin
We’re filthy, noisy eaters They drain the blood and leave no mess
We dress crazy They’re groomed and perfect
We have lots of feelings They never feel a thing
We are mostly human They are ALWAYS undead
We can change into animals They always stay the same
We have a sense of humour They are almost never funny (though Molly is!)
We can howl, growl and snarl They can’t even sing
We’re athletic They’re allergic to sport
If you think of any more, PLEASE email me! Bye Bridget
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